I would really like to post a picture of my backside that garners the type of attention Cowbell gets with his.

Ok Catz, the first one made me throw up a little in my mouth! Look, you've really got me feeling guilty now and I feel I must confess, the pic avatar is one I snapped of my pool boy. I think your choice of outfit would make an awesome avatar and have all of the ladies coming to the yard. I would only make the suggestion that Converse All Stars are a MUST if you try to pull this off!